"Why have you come to dispatch me to the Underworld?" Vladimir Putin asked.
"Because I hear you are after the lost Lapis Lazuli mines," the Mummy replied, "and my Pharaoh Tuthmosis has sent me to dispatch you out of the way to prevent you from finding it."
"Your Pharaoh Tuthmosis?" Putin was incredulous.
"Another living Mummy," the Mummy replied.
"And who are you?" Putin asked, "what's your name?".
"Don't you recognize me?" the Mummy seemed offended.
"No," Putin shook his head, "Mummies are like Asians, you all look the same."
"That's a very politically incorrect thing to say," the Mummy retorted.
"Maybe on the Oprah Show in the US," Putin answered, "but being the absolute ruler of Russia, I get to decide what's politically correct and politically incorrect here."
To be continued.
